G'day to all those Deviants based in the great United States... I've just up and moved to your country, pretty much on a whim and entirely without a plan. Where should I go? What should I do? What shouldn't I do? It it possible to buy sliced bread that isn't sweeter than a sugar cube dipped in molasses? Be sure and let me know!
Also, once I've formed something approaching an itinerary -- which will be done largely based on the cheap Greyhound Bus routes and appealingly silly place names -- would any of you care to come out for a beer and a natter with a small, buck-toothed, socially awkward Australian? I'll freely admit that I am rubbish at The Internet and thus only reply to about 3% of my messages (mostly because I can never think of anything to say), but I promise I'm a wee bit chattier in the Real World.
So... yeah! Here's to making major changes to your life without bothering to think them through beforehand! Woo Hoo! USA!