Oh, hey, wow, dang, haven't been here in a while. I'll post something new... soon! Promise!

Also, I appear to live in San Francisco now. It's very... hilly. And surprisingly sunny, although everyone keeps assuring me that's not going to last. And the locals say 'hella', and are all vastly cuter, hipper, more educated and better-dressed than I could ever hope to be.

Any San Franciscan deviants out there wanna tell me where to go and what to do? So far my taste of the local nightlife hasn't gone beyond going to the local pub once or twice a week to sit alone at the bar, drink a beer and read a book. Which I'll freely admit is pathetic, and is a terrible waste of an amazing city, not to mention the last precious dregs of my youth. So my luverlies, any suggestions?